Другоia

Другоia is a country. It takes up the entire planet of Otheria.

Information

 * Name: Другоia (Drugoia)
 * Capital: New Stalingrad
 * Population: 42,043,291,785
 * Official Languages: Drugoian, Serbian
 * Primary Languages: Moldovan, Scots, English, Bulgarian
 * Recognized Minority Languages: Penisian, Russian
 * Official Script: Cryllo-Latin
 * Founded: ???
 * Founder: Some humanoid from Otheria + A settler from Serbia + Daddy Pig's Wallet
 * Currency: West: Sierra Leonean leone, East: Bitcoin
 * Major Crypto-Currencies: Dogecoin, U.S. Dollar, Daddy Pigian currency
 * Type of Government: Absolute Monarchy/Incomplete Dictatorship
 * Population Growth Rate: 0% / Year
 * Monarch: Squidward XXVIII
 * Monarch's Heir: Squidward XXIX
 * Dictator: The Engima Sir Stalinist Squidina C. Nerdy DLV
 * Public Leader: Bacon D. Eggs
 * Military General: Logan Paul XIV

Things that are Banned that aren't banned in other places

 * Euros
 * Soccer
 * The white part of candy canes
 * Mistletoe
 * Flu vaccines
 * Pineapples
 * Golden Retriever dogs
 * Personal nail clippers (you have to go to some place where nails are done)
 * Overly expensive cars
 * Sesame Street
 * Jolly Rancher candy
 * Wooden street poles
 * Driving a truck on Thursdays (as tribute to King Squidward I, since he died in a truck accident on a Thursday)
 * Not having breast implants if you're a woman over 38
 * More than 60% of the population being stalinist

Past Monarchs

 * Daddy Pig's Wallet
 * Patrick I
 * Aleksandra I
 * Aleksandra II
 * Patrick II
 * Aleksandra III
 * Maja I
 * Maja II
 * Aleksandra IV
 * Maja III
 * Petra I
 * Maja IV
 * Patrick III
 * Petra II
 * Petra III
 * Maja V
 * Maja VI
 * Maja VII
 * Maja VIII
 * Maja IX
 * Maja X
 * Maja XI
 * Patrick IV
 * Maja XII
 * Pavle I
 * Pavle II
 * Squidward I
 * Squidward II
 * Stu I
 * Pavle III
 * Maja XIII
 * Pavle IV
 * Pavle V
 * Pavle VI
 * Squidward III
 * Squidward IV
 * Pavle VII
 * Maja XIV
 * Maja XV
 * Pavle VIII
 * Squidward V
 * Squidward VI
 * Squidward VII
 * Squidward IX (Squidward VII outlived Squidward VIII)
 * Maja XVI
 * Squidward X
 * Squidward XI
 * Squidward XII
 * Lelban
 * Nikola I
 * Nikola II
 * Nikola III
 * Maja XVII
 * Nikola IV
 * Nikola V
 * Squidward XIII
 * Squidward XIV
 * Sqidward XV
 * Nikola VI
 * Pavle IX
 * Pavle X
 * Squidward XVI
 * Squidward XVII
 * Squidward XVIII
 * Squidward XIX
 * Squidward XX
 * Squidward XXI
 * Squidward XXII
 * Squidward XXIII
 * Squidward XXIV
 * Squidward XXV
 * Pavle XI
 * Squidward XXVI
 * Squidward XXVII

Religion

 * 40% Stalinism
 * 35% Stu Peed - ism
 * 15% Minecraftism
 * 10% Kanyeism

The Erzers Family of Dictators

 * Pirath Erzers I (1811-1947)
 * Pirath Erzers II (1813-1989)
 * Pirath Erzers III (1824-2001)

Current royal family
the current royal family is:


 * King Squidward XXVIII
 * Queen Vienna I
 * Prince Squidward XXIX
 * Princess Singaro
 * Princess Ell Fizz
 * Prince Pirath

Drugoian language description
It is a mash of Serbian and some weird language, most non-nouns are from Old Drugoian but all nouns are Serbian.

Songs that are Actually Allowed

 * Drugoia National Anthem
 * Enourmous Penis
 * Despacito
 * Let me hear your war cry
 * Stop jacking off in class
 * Stalin Did Nothing Wrong
 * S-M-R-T
 * I Love It
 * Sicko Mode
 * USSR National Anthem
 * It's Everyday Bro