Erzers Family

The Erzers are a long line of families that have been known for living for long periods of time. this article is a WIP.

Family Timeline

 * Mwsiaaioiwrepsnt Erzers (1313-1530)
 * Olavvium Erzers (1500-1618)
 * Vwadymrwii Erzers (1599-1632) (the only one who didn't live to 100 years)
 * Ephlikza Erzers (1608-1884)
 * Sqvqidvaddr Erzers (1720-1913)
 * Kolmanexizchillksy Erzers (1763-1934)
 * Pirath Erzers (1811-present)
 * Ephlikza Erzers II (1825-2019)
 * Prajijllijlaskji Erzers (1843-present)
 * Audacity Erzers (1888-present)
 * Wahrj Erzers (1914-present)
 * Wahrj Erzers Jr. (1933-present)
 * Wahrj Erzers III (1963-present)
 * Wahrj Erzers IV (1990-present)
 * Wahrj Erzers V (2018-present)

Mwsiaaioiwrepsnt Erzers
Mwsiaaioiwrepsnt Erchill was born on May 11, 1313, in an unknown location. When his father, Wehrisson Erchill died in 1340, he changed his last name to Erzers. In 1349, he planned a scheduled trip to Cringeland down south in the antarctic continent. He ended up shipwrecked in Tristan da Cunha in 1354. In 1356, he had killed all the fish within miles, and he was desparate, when a young lady (unknown name) arrived at the island. She repaired his boat and together the two sailed down to Cringeland. But they got shipwrecked AGAIN on Elephant Island in 1413. Luckily, unlike on Da Cunha, there was plenty of food to go around. In 1499, they wanted a baby, and in 1500 they got one. In 1530, Mwsiaaioiwrepsnt Erzers discovered the dab, and tried it out, but he did it too high and died. This left his son, Olavvium Erzers, in charge of his wife.

Olavvium Erzers
Olavvium Erzers was born in 1500, but not much of anything is known about him until his father's death in 1530. Because his dad was gone, he had the woman to himself. So he did some naughty things before she jumped out of the boat and died in 1535. Olavvium, now alone, decided to complete his father's mission of going to Cringeland. He arrived in Cringeland on December 13, 1537. There he met Billy and the current Stu Peed. However, another Cringelandic citizen was born on November 9, 1554. Instead of deporting the baby like they normally would, they deported Olavvium. Olavvium was alone again, pleading to Wwwawwhwhahhwhhwhwahhwhahwha that he wanted to see his mom again and that he was sorry. On April 11, 1559, his mom's ghost arrived, and told him he could make life better by escaping from Antarctica back to society. He created CringeTube on December 20, 1560 before leaving Antarctica on January 30, 1561. He arrived at Tristan da Cunha on October 4, 1564. When he arrived, unlike his father's journey, there were people on the island. A woman named Eeghiajlakkkkakkakakkakkakkkakkkakkkakkkkkkkkakaaaaakakaaaakaakkkalllmajop Efijsjk was the only one who believed his stories. The two left Tristan da Cunha, and she changed her name to Eeghiajlak, and they got married in 1583. It was found out that Olavvium was actually pregnant since 1534 somehow, so they pooped inside his body to make sure it died and then could be injected with Eeghiajlak's genes so they could have a baby, and out popped Vwadymrwii on May 15, 1599.